me in public:  
me in the halls:  
me in a crowd:  
me when I meet someone new:  
me at parties:  
me in class:  
me when someone tries to make small talk:  
me at family gatherings:  
me home alone:  CAW CAW MOTHAFUCKAHS
me home alone:  *dances about wildly*
me home alone:  *shout-sings broadway tunes*
me home alone:  BAHAHAHAHA FUCK EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT THIS
me home alone:  *makes derp faces in mirror*
me home alone:  I'M JUST A POOR BOY, NOBODY LOVES ME
me home alone:  *watches my shows and openly sobs and writhes from feels*
me home alone:  PEACE OUT BITCHES I'M FREEEEEEEEE